Oh, Suburban White Kids, You So Crazy! -or- “Say Goodnight!”

Warning: You will never get the following five minutes of your life back.

I would just like to go on record as saying this video makes me embarrassed to be not only white and male, but human as well. Admittedly, these kids are pretty piss-poor examples of all three, but still…

I would very much like to assume that this is staged, but in my heart of hearts, I know these two vicious suburban warriors were probably dead serious.

And that’s what makes this so goddamned funny.